In which a sexy meal is planned by the lubricious widow Smallbones, but Dorothy cannot hide her misgivings
lyrics
"I’ve spatchcocked a heron, I’ve billtonged a swan,
I’ve jellied some grass snake, made beaver won ton:
With sugar and allspice I’ve jerked a fine Cock
And hidden a hot pocket here in my smock.
Try my battered starfish, which you won’t see often,
I dress it at table for fear it will soften.
It’s all spread before you, so take a big bite,
But be sure to leave room for sweet things tonight…"
